Dallas Zoo

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper...

HAHAH, Vanessa sent this to me today.... HAHAHA

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.

Stupid, stupid man

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Kasey and Gavin's "Karate" class

The boys are taking a Tae Kwon Do class. Gavin takes it pretty seriously and will most likely move up belts pretty quickly. He's so great about moving smooth and quickley. Kasey on the other hand, this is just a filler for him until football starts. He's more interested in just learning how to punch and kick.

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